OUR STORY

Meet Pardon My Bits.

Illustrated mugs and funny adult gifts for people who appreciate bold colour, playful details and a well-placed anatomy joke.

Enjoying a colourful Pardon My Bits mug in a cosy, sunlit room

It started
with a mug…
♡

OUR STORY

Good design.
Bad taste.
Both on purpose.

Pardon My Bits brings bright illustration and adult humour together in mugs and gifts made for interesting people.

Our previous Etsy shop recorded more than 12,000 sales and 2,000 reviews before closing. This independent store is the next chapter: the same playful spirit, with room for more mischief.

Explore our four signature bits—Penis, Vulva, Boobs and Butts—or mix things up with Mixed Bits. These are gifts for people who enjoy their anatomy jokes with good illustration and no body shame.

Homeware
for the properly
imperfect.

WHAT WE STAND FOR

Same spirit. Different details.

Playful by design

Bold prints, cheeky details and a healthy disregard for boring.

Every body welcome

Penis, vulva, boobs, butts. Playful anatomy with a body-positive point of view.

A more colourful everyday

Little things can make a big difference.

Made for gifting

Designs for birthdays, parties and people who are difficult to surprise.

MORE GOOD THINGS

Find your new favourite.

Mugs, gifts and a little more mischief for brighter days.

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