Order placed
Your physical gift is made to order.
GOOD THINGS ON THE MOVE
Shipping the good bad taste.
Your order’s journey, from our hands to yours.
Made to order
Physical gifts are prepared carefully before dispatch.
Digital delivery
Downloads arrive by link, email or account access.
Tracking by email
We send tracking details when a physical order ships.
US, UK & EU
Delivery to the United States, United Kingdom and European Union.
DELIVERY TIMES
The journey, at a glance.
We deliver to the United States, United Kingdom and European Union. The estimates and fixed charges below apply to US delivery. UK and EU shipping charges are confirmed at checkout.
Mugs: Estimated US delivery: 5–9 business days
Made to order in 2–5 business days, then 3–4 business days in transit.
Standard US mug shipping: $6.99 for the first mug, plus $3.50 for each additional mug. Final shipping and applicable taxes are confirmed at checkout.
Sweatshirts: estimated US delivery in 5–11 business days. Made to order in 2–5 business days, then typically 3–6 business days in transit. Shipping: $8.79 for the first sweatshirt, plus $2.50 per additional sweatshirt.
The transit estimates below begin after dispatch.
DestinationTypical delivery
US · Mugstypically 3–4 business days after dispatch.
US · Sweatshirtstypically 3–6 business days after dispatch.
HOW IT WORKS
From your basket to your doorstep.
Made & packed
Allow the processing time shown below before dispatch.
On its way
Once it ships, tracking arrives in your email.
THE FULL DETAILS
All about getting there.
Processing Time
Physical Pardon My Bits items are made to order, which means we need a little time to print, pack, and prepare your cheeky goods properly.
Please allow 2-5 business days for physical products to be processed before they ship.
Digital downloads do not need production or shipping time. Printable games and other digital products are delivered by download link, email, or customer account access after purchase, and no physical item will be shipped unless the product page clearly says otherwise.
We know waiting is annoying, but good things — especially rude little gifts — deserve to be made properly.
US Shipping
- Mugs: typically 3–4 business days after dispatch.
- Sweatshirts: typically 3–6 business days after dispatch.
Standard shipping is $6.99 for the first mug plus $3.50 per additional mug; $8.79 for the first sweatshirt plus $2.50 per additional sweatshirt. Mugs and sweatshirts ship separately, so mixed orders include both charges. Other product rates are confirmed at checkout.
International Shipping
We deliver to the United Kingdom and European Union. Shipping charges depend on your destination and products and are confirmed at checkout. Mugs and sweatshirts may ship separately.
International transit times vary by destination. Any delivery estimate is an estimate, not a guarantee. Contact us before ordering if your gift needs to arrive by a particular date.
Tracking Your Order
Once a physical order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with your tracking details.
Digital downloads are delivered separately by download link, email, or account access. If you do not see the email, please check your spam or junk folder first. If it is still missing, contact us and we will help track it down.
